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Akshbmtibmenabmenebmmovaisbmlabitidebmtetbmsobmpouce. Lebmproblembmcbmki libmti enabm15bmans. Sakbmfois aubmtidej, so mamanbmtibmpebmreproche libm‘Akshbmaretbmtetbmpouce.bmZenfantbmtobmlazbmpasbmfer sa. To p vine gran. Alor grandi impe sinon pou bizin done toi tetine’.                                                   ~bm

Enebmzourbmc’étaitbml’anniversairebmso papa.bmBelbmfet.bmLabmfamillebmtibmvinibmtousa.                                   ~ bm

Apre fete, zot tou in al lacaz. Fini fer la vaissel. Zot tou al dormi. Aksh p dormi tet tet so pouce com dabitude.  Ene coup li gagne pipi. Bizin dir ki li ti bien boire Pepsi ek Coca ene soiree donc so l’envie ti bien legitime.         ~ bm

Kanbmlibmp passe a cote ek lasam so bane parents, li tan sobmmama dir so papa : ‘Asterbmmo pubmdonnebmto enebmcado bienbmspecial’. Intrigue,bmlibmgetebmpar serrurebmki sabmvrai cado la sa apres sa tranquillement li al dormi.     ~bm

Lebmlendemain, pourbmne rienbmchanger, libmarrivebmcot latabbmek pebmtet tet sobmpouce. Sobmmamabmtoutebmsuitebmarrete li dir li : ‘Akshbmarretbmtetbmtobmpouce’                      ~bm

Aksh lev so la mainvdire sobmmama ‘Mamanbmstop! Hierbmmonebmtrouverbmki sabmkadobm‘bien special’ to donne papa. Obmmoinsbmmoibmmo zisbmtet mo pouce,bmek mobmpasbmferbmpapa crierbmpubmsobmlaniversaire.’                     ~ bm

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