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Joke no1.

— Dans une classe de ‘fersse’ a lecole Notre dame des victoires, une classe de maths se deroule….

Miss: Tizean, recite moi la table de 2
Tizean: ene fois de de, de fois de kat, trois fois de cinq….
Miss:Non! trois fois deux fait six… recommence…
Tizean: ene fois de de, de fois de kat, trois fois de cinq….
Miss:Non! Non! trois fois deux fait six… recommence!
Tizean: ene fois de de (li mette enne tigit lacrasse lor so latet)…. de fois de kat (li mette enne tigit lacrasse lor so latet)….
— Apres avoir reciter jusqu’a six fois de, Miss l’arette….

Miss: Kifer to pe mette lacrasse lor to latet? To latet pas bon?
Tizean: Be miss,… hier soir mone lever mo ti alle fer pipi… mo passe cot morpa, morma zot lassame… mo tanne li dire ‘mette imper lacrasse lor latet la… li pou rente plis bien’…….

 

Joke no.2

Kan ene banne ti zeness francais fer l'amour tifi la crier 'O mon Dieu!' 'O mon Dieu'

Kan banne ti zeness Anglish make love, ze girl pou crier ' Oh My God! Oh my God!'

Kan banne tizeness Morisiens fini fer, tifi la pu dire 'pas laisse mo papa conner'

Joke no. 3

Feu AG, politicien connu pu caro cane ti p fer ene meeting. Li dire depi mo la bouche la nek la verite ki sorti. A ce moment so fausse dent tomber…lerla li dire ‘zotte trouve li fausse acoze samem linne tomber.’

Joke no. 4

Ti Zean content Jane. Ene zour ti Zean invite cote so beau parents. so premier invitation sa, donc ti Zean habiller zoli garson net. mete parfum tout sa. Mais kan li arrive cote beau parents, li commence gagne fort coule ene dhall. L’envie la tellement fort ki li commence peter. Aster Ti Zean gener li pas ouler passe pou ene mal elever alle crepi toilettes bo parents surtout li conner ki kan li passer la mauvais dimal.
Donc Ti Zean decide pou manze so coup. Ton Paul ek Tantine Josiane banne parents Jane invite li passe a table. Rantanplan, zotte toutou reste dans la caz mem li, li vine en bas la tab.
Zotte tou p assizer, cozer hihi haha eke diner servi. P Met dialogue fort fort, Ti Zean largue ene premier bom. Ton Paul tousse ene coup, li dire Rantanplan Aller. Rantanplan bouze fixe, pas ler aller. Ti Zean dans so latet dire fouff ene sance sa lichien la la li p coire li ki p senti pi. Ti Zean largue ene deuzieme, Ton Paul crier pli for ‘Rantanplan sorti depi la!’ Rantanplan reste en place meme. Ti Zean laisse ene troisieme sorti lerla Ton Paul crier ‘Rantanplan sorte depi la, li pou caca lor toi!’

Joke no.5

Ti Raj ti p gagne probleme l'estomac mais li pa conner comment fer pou aller. Li bat r  so camarade ek dimane li:

Hey comment fer pou alle l'hopital

D'ene maniere bien sarcastik, camarad la dir li, b to ferme to lizier to traverse grande route to sir to pou fini lopital

 

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Comments
Comment Author Jordan / Aug 4, 2011
Banne blagues la serieux bizin mette encore plus.. ^_^

Comment Author Ashveer / Sep 12, 2011
Menuisier p travail kot ti polo. Vice ine fini. Lidir ti polo al kinkaillerie aster 30 vice.
Ti polo al kinkaillerie Ah Kwet Sion (A question).

Ti Polo: 30 vices avek ou.
Ah Kwet: Ki pou fer?
Ti Polo (un p agasser): donne 30 vice, mo preC la.
Ah Kwet: Ki pou fer?
Ti polo: mo PreC la...donne couillonade la
Ah Kwet: B KI POU FER????

Ti polo pa kv prend..li trap ah kwet par coller e kumance taP. Asok passe parla, li trap ti polo.
Asok: e ki fer to p bat li?
Ti polo: mo p dir li donne 30 vice..li p dir ki pou fer?..pa so problem sa
Asok:: eta ti polo..li pa p dir "ki pou fer" li..li p dir " Cuivre ou Fer?"

Comment Author HarryKsam / May 26, 2012
The Rolex Watch:
A wealthy guy parked his brand new Porsche Carrera GTin at the front of the office, ready to show it off to his colleagues.
As he got out, a truck came along too close to the kerb and completely tore off the driver's door. Fortunately, a cop in a police car was close enough to see the accident and pulled up behind the Porsche, his lights flashing.
But, before the cop had a chance to ask any questions, the fellow started screaming hysterically about how his Porsche, which he had just picked up the day before, was now completely ruined and would never be the same, no matter how hard the body shop tries to make it new again.
After the guy finally wound down from his rant, the cop shook his head in disgust and disbelief. "I can't believe how materialistic you are," he said. "You are so focused on your possessions that you neglect the most important things in life."
"How can you say such a thing?" asked the fellow.
The cop replied, "Don't you even realize that your left arm is missing? It got ripped off when the truck hit you!!!"
"OH, MY GOD!" screamed the guy. "MY ROLEX!"

Comment Author Fergie / Jun 3, 2012
zouli zouli blagues..
 

 

 


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