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Joke no. 3

Feu AG, politicien connu pu caro cane ti p fer ene meeting. Li dire depi mo la bouche la nek la verite ki sorti. A ce moment so fausse dent tomber…lerla li dire ‘zotte trouve li fausse acoze samem linne tomber.’

Joke no.5

Ti Raj ti p gagne probleme l'estomac mais li pa conner comment fer pou aller. Li bat r  so camarade ek dimane li:

Hey comment fer pou alle l'hopital

D'ene maniere bien sarcastik, camarad la dir li, b to ferme to lizier to traverse grande route to sir to pou fini lopital


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Mar 2, 2011
Comment Author Jordan / Aug 4, 2011
Banne blagues la serieux bizin mette encore plus.. ^_^

Comment Author Ashveer / Sep 12, 2011
Menuisier p travail kot ti polo. Vice ine fini. Lidir ti polo al kinkaillerie aster 30 vice.
Ti polo al kinkaillerie Ah Kwet Sion (A question).

Ti Polo: 30 vices avek ou.
Ah Kwet: Ki pou fer?
Ti Polo (un p agasser): donne 30 vice, mo preC la.
Ah Kwet: Ki pou fer?
Ti polo: mo PreC la...donne couillonade la
Ah Kwet: B KI POU FER????

Ti polo pa kv trap ah kwet par coller e kumance taP. Asok passe parla, li trap ti polo.
Asok: e ki fer to p bat li?
Ti polo: mo p dir li donne 30 p dir ki pou fer? so problem sa
Asok:: eta ti pa p dir "ki pou fer" p dir " Cuivre ou Fer?"

Comment Author HarryKsam / May 26, 2012
The Rolex Watch:
A wealthy guy parked his brand new Porsche Carrera GTin at the front of the office, ready to show it off to his colleagues.
As he got out, a truck came along too close to the kerb and completely tore off the driver's door. Fortunately, a cop in a police car was close enough to see the accident and pulled up behind the Porsche, his lights flashing.
But, before the cop had a chance to ask any questions, the fellow started screaming hysterically about how his Porsche, which he had just picked up the day before, was now completely ruined and would never be the same, no matter how hard the body shop tries to make it new again.
After the guy finally wound down from his rant, the cop shook his head in disgust and disbelief. "I can't believe how materialistic you are," he said. "You are so focused on your possessions that you neglect the most important things in life."
"How can you say such a thing?" asked the fellow.
The cop replied, "Don't you even realize that your left arm is missing? It got ripped off when the truck hit you!!!"
"OH, MY GOD!" screamed the guy. "MY ROLEX!"

Comment Author Fergie / Jun 3, 2012
zouli zouli blagues..



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