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Sixth sense

AbmMombmvisitsbmherbmsonbmforbmdinner who lives with a girl roommate.

Duringbmthe course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how pretty his roommate was.

Shebmhadbmlong been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this had only made her more curious.

Overbmthe course of the evening, while watching the two interact, shebmstarted tobmwonder if there was more between him and hisbmroommatebmthanbmmet thebmeye.

Reading hisbmmom'sbmthoughts, hisbmsonbmvolunteered, “I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you,we are just roommates."

Aboutbma weekbmlater, hisbmroommate came to him saying,

“Ever since yourbmmother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver plate. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"

He said ,"Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, just to be sure."

He sat down and wrote :

Dear Mother:
I'm notbmsayingbmthatbmyou ‘did' takebmthebmsilver platebmfrom my house, I'm not saying that
youbm‘did not'bmtakebmthebmsilverbmplate But the fact remainsbmthatbmit has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.

Love,
your son.
 

Severalbmdays later, hebmreceived an email from his Mother which read:

Dear Son:
I'm notbmsaying thatbmyou ‘do' sleepbmwithbmyourbmroommate, andbmI'm notbmsaying thatbmyou ‘do not' sleep with her. But the fact remainsbmthatbmifbmshebmwasbmsleepingbmin her OWNbmbed, shebmwould have found the silver plate by now, under the pillow…

Love, Mom. ♥

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