Funny Truths about men and women ~ International jokes

1. A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn’t want.

2. Abmwomanbmworriesbmaboutbmthe futurebmuntil shebmgets abmhusband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

3. Abmsuccessfulbmman is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

4. Tobmbebmhappybmwithbmabmmanbmyou must understand him a lot & love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot & not try to understand her at all.

5. Marriedbmmenbmlive longer than single men – but married men are a lot more willing to die.

6. Anybmmarriedbmmanbmshouldbmforgetbmhisbmmistakes – there’s no use in two people remembering the same thing.

7. Menbmwakebmupbmasbmgood-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

8. Abmwomanbmmarriesbmabmmanbmexpecting he will change, but he doesn’t. A manbmmarries a woman expecting that she won’t change & she does.

9. Abmwomanbmhasbmthe last wordbminbmany argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

10. Therebmarebm2bmtimes when a man doesn’t understand a woman – before marriage & after marriage

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