I have a problem - Adult joke - International joke

Alex decided to propose to Jen, but prior to her acceptance Jen had to confess to her man about her childhood illness. She informed Alex that she suffered from a disease that left her breasts at the maturity of a 12 year old. He stated that it was OK because he loved her sooo much. However, Alex felt this was also the time for him to open up and admit that he had a deformity too.

Alex looked Sandi in the eyes and said..."I too have a problem. My p.... is the same size as an infant and I hope you could deal with that once we are married. "She said, "Yes, I will marry you and learn to live with your infant size p...... "Jen and Herb got married and they could not wait for the honeymoon.

Alex whisked Jen off to their hotel suite and they started touching, teasing, holding one another... As Jen put her hands in Alex"s pants, she began to scream and ran out of the room! Alex ran after her to find out what was wrong. She said, "You told me your p....  was the size of an infant!" "Yes, it is..." exclaimed Alex, "4kg,600 g  and 20 inches long!"

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