Aksh ek Nish p al marier - Joke Adulte - Joke Morisien - Blague Mauricienne - Mauritian Joke

Caution: Most of the creole jokes posted by on this blog are unique and are copyrighted. Be careful when copying and pasting without clearly referencing from where you have taken them (at least cite the website if not the link) whether on facebook or anywhere else.

Akshbmek bmNish bmti bmpbmsorti bmensam bmdepi bmene bmtigit bmletempsbmekbmapart bisous bmpanebmfer bmnarien bmmais Aksh ek Nish ti tous les deux fous amoureux. Donc enebmzour Akshbmdecide bmpou dimane bmNish so bmlamain. AvantbmkibmAksh bmaccepter, Nish dir Aksh : ‘Mo le to conerbmki bmmobmdoudoubmbien tipti paski mone gagne bmene bmmaladie bmkan mo ti ena 12 ans ek depi sa li pane grossi ditout.’

Akshbmdir li bmpena bmokaine bmproblem bmek bmsa bmdir bmNishbmki li oci ena pu confess ene diformite dan li : ‘Nish, mo zizi meme taille ki ene zenfan ek mo espere to pa pu mind après mariaz’

Nish dir: ‘B wi, mo pu marier twabmek bmmobmpu bmcontanbmtwa bmmeme bmsi bmto zizi pareil comment pu ene ti bebe’

 Akshbmek bmNish bmmarier bmet bmzot all lotel bmpu bmzotbmlune bmde miel. Zotbmcommence fer gater tousa, touss touss zot camarad. Kan Nish commence touss calson Aksh sa, li commence crier ek galouper kit lasam. Aksh galoupe derriere li ek dimane li ki problem.

Nish: ‘To ti dir bmmoi to zizi meme size ki pu ene bebe’

Aksh: ‘B wi libmmeme bmsize bmki bmenebmtizenfan: bm5kg600, ek 70 centimentre’

Klik ici pou encore  plis jokes !!!