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19 and 56 - International joke - Adult joke

A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife. It read:


“Dear wife, You must realize that you are 56 years old and I have certain needs which you are no longer able to satisfy. I am otherwise happy with you as a wife, and I sincerely hope you will not be hurt or offended to learn that by the time you receive this letter, I will be at the Grand Hotel with my 10-year-old teaching assistant. I’ll be home before midnight. – Your Husband”

When he arrived at the hotel, there was a faxed letter waiting for him that read as follows: “Dear Husband. You too are 54 years old, and by the time you receive this, I will be at the Breakwater Hotel with the 19-year-old pool boy. Being the brilliant mathematician that you are, you can easily appreciate the fact that 19 goes into 56 a lot more times than 56 goes into 19. Don’t wait up.”

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Oct 21, 2013
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